Reluctantly dedicated to Byron
Submitted by W. Kent Taylor
Byron is a sick, perverted worm. Hanging's too good for him. Shooting's too good for him. He ought to be torn into tiny pieces and buried ALIVE!
If you have any information, photos, et cetera that involve Byron, I urge you to write me as soon as possible. The life you save may be your own!
08/23/2001 Update! A very brave individual, despite the threat to life and limb, has come forward with the following testimonial substantiating the EVIL that is Byron.
Suggested sites that illustrate Byron's sinister nature:
Acid
Anarchy
Asphyxiations (Drowning, Erotic, Hanging, Strangling)
Atrocities (Aliens, Animals, Biological Agents, Chemicals, Children, Geriatrics, Nukes)
Beating
Boiling
Cannibalism
Cavity Searches
Chainsaw
Crucifixion
Crushing
Cult of Personality (Brainwashing)
Date rape (For FUN and Profit)
Dismemberment
Electrocution
Explosions & Implosions
Fire: Lots & Lots of Fire (Napalm, Stake Burnings, Spontaneous Combustion)
Flaying
Flesh-eating Animals (Bears, Lions, Piranha, Snakes, Tigers)
Flesh-eating Plants
Freezing
I' m too Sexy for My Drawers (Bare Bottoms, Going Commando, Wee Willie Winkie)
Mis-direction (Cattle Mutilations [see Animal Atrocities], Clones, Crop Circle Phenomenon, Decoys, Duplicates, Famous Framings [e.g., Princess Diana Was Not Killed In An "Accident"])
B'Nai B'Rith, Greenpeace, Ku Klux Klan, Moral Majority, the Nation of Islam, Nazis and their affiliates, Pokémon and other Family Fun Organizations Benefiting from His Charitable Contributions (He doesn't care about their political affiliation, he just values their potential for social disruption.)
Non-elective Surgery (Amputations, Castrations, Dissections, Lobotomies, Sex-change, Vivisections)
Radiation
Rape
Shootings (Drive-bys, Human Cannon-Ball)
Slashing
Smashing
Sodomy
Stabbings & Impalements (Blood Eagling, Nipple Piercing)
Torture (Boredom, For Profit, Paper-cuts)
Toxins
Trophies (Formaldehyde, Freeze-drying, Mummification, Taxidermy)
Victims (Audio, Bios, Ghosts/Spirits, Pictures, Sightings, Video)
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