Reluctantly dedicated to Byron
Submitted by W. Kent Taylor

Byron is a sick, perverted worm.  Hanging's too good for him.  Shooting's too good for him.  He ought to be torn into tiny pieces and buried ALIVE!

If you have any information, photos, et cetera that involve Byron, I urge you to write me as soon as possible. The life you save may be your own!

08/23/2001 Update! A very brave individual, despite the threat to life and limb, has come forward with the following testimonial substantiating the EVIL that is Byron.

Suggested sites that illustrate Byron's sinister nature:

• Acid

• Anarchy

• Asphyxiations (Drowning, Erotic, Hanging, Strangling)

• Atrocities (Aliens, Animals, Biological Agents, Chemicals, Children, Geriatrics, Nukes)

• Beating

• Boiling

• Cannibalism

• Cavity Searches

• Chainsaw

• Crucifixion

• Crushing

• Cult of Personality (Brainwashing)

• Date rape (For FUN and Profit)

• Dismemberment

• Electrocution

• Explosions & Implosions

• Fire: Lots & Lots of Fire (Napalm, Stake Burnings, Spontaneous Combustion)

• Flaying

• Flesh-eating Animals (Bears, Lions, Piranha, Snakes, Tigers)

• Flesh-eating Plants

• Freezing

• I' m too Sexy for My Drawers (Bare Bottoms, Going Commando, Wee Willie Winkie)

• Mis-direction (Cattle Mutilations [see Animal Atrocities], Clones, Crop Circle Phenomenon, Decoys, Duplicates, Famous Framings [e.g., Princess Diana Was Not Killed In An "Accident"])

• B'Nai B'Rith, Greenpeace, Ku Klux Klan, Moral Majority, the Nation of Islam, Nazis and their affiliates, Pokémon and other Family Fun Organizations Benefiting from His Charitable Contributions (He doesn't care about their political affiliation, he just values their potential for social disruption.)

• Non-elective Surgery (Amputations, Castrations, Dissections, Lobotomies, Sex-change, Vivisections)

• Radiation

• Rape

• Shootings (Drive-bys, Human Cannon-Ball)

• Slashing

• Smashing

• Sodomy

• Stabbings & Impalements (Blood Eagling, Nipple Piercing)

• Torture (Boredom, For Profit, Paper-cuts)

• Toxins

• Trophies (Formaldehyde, Freeze-drying, Mummification, Taxidermy)

• Victims (Audio, Bios, Ghosts/Spirits, Pictures, Sightings, Video)
  

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